Ya see...Ted stopped by again. For those of you that don't know Ted, he is an extra-terrestrial dog that gives me advice. Well, suggestions anyway. Ted and my wife are tag-teaming me about money. It's their contention that if I am spending so much time and energy on this little effort of mine to be a thorn in the side of the jew, that I should at least make a wage doing so. They have convinced me. Time is money.
So from now on, I will be selling t-shirts, DVD's and Dr. Shapiro's youth serum.
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There won't be any of my opinions flying your way from now on. No profit in that. There will however, be the opinions of others. I am going to concentrate most of my efforts from now on, in bringing you more real news, truth and pundit opinion.
If there is a family in Woodland Hills, California that have had their basketball goal ripped out of the ground by evil neighborhood associations....I'm on it. If there is an 80-year-old woman being fondled by a TSA goon...I'm going to give you the gory details. If you see chem-trails in the sky over your neighborhood...I am there for you, and filming. I am going to start reprinting Max Kaiser's column about what to invest in to make money off the NWO. He knows best and is on OUR side. You will be reading endless examinations of the fraud on Wall Street. Who got what bonuses. Who is running the biggest ponzi schemes across the world. Buy the T-shirt! If I don't make 3 million dollars by the first week in June...the NWO is going to shut me down, fellow readers... and put me in prison!
I will have a special correspondent covering the next Bilderberg meeting, no matter what it costs me in hotel bills and HD filming. I am just that concerned about informing you about these Illuminati bankers and Masonic hand-shakers...the bastards. Get my DVD and find out more!
I am taking off the gloves here. For you. So you won't have to. And I PERSONALLY guarantee Dr. Shapiro's youth and anti-cancer serum. I look years younger and I am told by the good Doctor that I may live forever. Order a bottle now.
I am also going to start making personal appearances. I feel my public will demand this of me. So does Ted. He has taken on the role of manager. He says...go one way...or go another. Don't sit on any fences. I tend to agree.
Of course to you the reader...this means benefits all around. You will be part of a REAL movement. A club of sorts to beat the bad guy back to stone. You will, of course have to join(hit "join" button) to take advantage of all these savings on products and "special" announcements. But by joining(a mere $2,500 USD or 20 Euros per month) you not only get my opinion...you get the TRUTH!
I think this is my calling. I always wanted to be an affluent celebrity...living on a tropical island somewhere...now Ted has shown me how...on the backs of my readership. You will no longer get the "truth" for free...hey, I got a lotta costs out here folks! Like everything else in Western society that you have learned to pay for...now you pay Timster! Yay!