Monday, May 17, 2010

What'll They Think of Next?


"Temper tantrums,stealing, bullying, and vandalism are some of key symptoms of "oppositional defiant disorder".
ODD people are negative, defiant, unable to take "no" for answer, deliberately annoy others, are easily annoyed themselves, blame others for all that goes wrong".

Hmmm...that sounds like a whole culture I am familiar with. Or maybe OD
D is how these "doctors" would describe those of us that don't buy their bullshit?

So a bunch of yiddish shrinks meet every year to expand their DSM(Diagn
ostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) with a few new mental diseases they just came up with? You couldn't make this shit up if you tried and I dare you to try.

But let me give it a shot...

Reuters: May 17 2010 ~ Psychiatrists in Los Angeles at their annual APA seminar on DSM considerations, have identified a mental disorder that they say has previously gone untreated in the American populace. Doctors today indicated that the disorder dubbed RSMJWD(reluctance to spend money on jewish witch-doctors disease) has been prevalent in society for some time,
but has yet to be successfully treated on a clinical scale. Dr. Shlomo Filtchberg stated that "this is a disease, that unless treated immediately will cause the afflicted to question even the basic need for psychiatry as a whole". "This type of behaviour cannot be ignored any longer and the APA has identified the disorder and established a comprehensive approach to treatment. This will include more tv, press and cinema bullshit programming about the benefits of psychiatry. Coupled with a new (well, repackaged) drug therapy program, we believe, although it will not cure the patient, it will help ease his feeling of being "taken to the cleaners" by competent physicians that only want to help alleviate the symptoms of this terrible mental affliction".



By their own a
dmission, psychiatrists cannot and have NEVER cured anyone of any of these imaginary diseases. So how stupid are we the public? It is a simple scam.

Psychiatry is an inherently jewish endeavor, as I am sure you are aware. Anything inherently jewish should start bells and sirens going off in your head. And that noise is NOT a symptom of a new mental disorder.

As in their disgusting "holohoax" tales, these practitioner's versions about what is mentally wrong with society are very much a "projection", as Freud would say. The more disgusting the "doctor", the more he will tend to project his own filth into the minds of the mentally normal human. And for money.


We buy this generally because: A.- We like to be listened to. We enjoy having a good chin-wag with someone about our problems...it makes us feel better to "get it off our chest". And, B.- We have been trained to believe that life's inevitable problems can be "cured" by taking prescription drugs. The psychiatrist has both of these things for us...for a price.

But you know this.

Or...OMG...maybe "I" have RSMJWD! I need treatment NOW!!

4 comments:

veritas6464 said...

Hey Timster,.. Mmmm, let me zee now, zeez feelinks fer der aggraisshun, dat zer condition iss manifestink are az followz:...yoo ar need to compin-sayte, fer der lack of zee guilt of der 'hollow-cost' is causing you to hell-ucinayte zee ludi-crrruss alternative rrrreality. Now zen, ve have der nommen fer yoo disorder - GUFPAFS Gullibility Fer Propaganda Absuurption Faylure Sin-drrrome. Ziss is a verrry serious con-dition, requirrrrink a progrrrom of very intenzif Farrrrmaceuti-culls to be taken fer da rrrrest of you r life az zee unforrrrtunate nature of ziss illness cannot be currred, only men-arrrrged! Gutt; vee vill begin zee mediKATE-ing immediately. Oh, zat iss not der frrrreee con-zultayshun: Zat vill be the remaining balanz of you r crrrredit carrrdz or you r virst born, in lieu.

Zank yoo, Gutt day zirrr,.. NEXT!

As a combat veteran, I have had my bumps felt a squillion times by at least twenty-seven (27) different psychologists and psychiatrists! I have been diagnosed seventeen (17) times with PTSD, Bipolar, Manic Depression w/- a ‘side-dish’ of suicidal tendencies... etc. etc. The over-riding diagnosis is always the prerogative of the Psychiatrist not the Psychologist; I have been the meat in the sandwich of at least three (3) semantic arguments between two or more referral consultations. I can tell you from personal experience – they are all fucking quacks, ranging from the intelligent mind-game-playing pseudo-scientist to the just barely scraped by academically-average fruit-loop quoting from books and essays.

From zer nut-house...

PG.

Timster said...

I think they were right! Sort of...hahaha

Yes, I too have been inspected, rejected, selected...
I was however given the diagnosis of "not crazy" when I wanted a
psycho prognosis(to get out of the draft)...bastards.

chuckyman said...

I seem to remember that the Soviets used the same ploy to lock up the drones that would not respond to the usual levels of subtle coercion.

Humhhh. Communists. Shrinks. If we throw in some approving lawyers and judges we may be on to something here.

veritas6464 said...

Hey Timster,.. this just in..(well maybe a couple of hours ago, who nose(hook-nose that is)...

Bodog makes $100m Woods sponsorship offer with “no moral judgement clause”

Online gambling company Bodog has offered golfer Tiger Woods a sponsorship deal worth $100 million over five years with a “no moral judgement clause” should he continue the extra-marital affairs that saw him dropped by several of his sponsors late last year.

And I'M NUTS!

PG. [Parental Guidence](grin)